Today's Lines...

J to me: I love you more than you can love anyone.
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MoJo complaining to me in the am as we walked to BT: Why can't L take them
Me: Because we can and we are not exactly busy. We ask L to help when we need it.
J: Then why does she come help you with bedtime and bath? You can do that.
Me: Well, it is nice to get some help, a break.
J: A break from what? You have been on a break for like two years.
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Abuela S to J: Can you believe that I was married to abuelo R?
J: You divorced him because of his fake teeth right?
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J, upon learning that John Lemon's ashes are scattered in Strawberry Fields: Can we bring JL home in a tank?
Me: He is not a fish, he cannot be in a tank. Also, he is not in his body anymore (too hard I know).
J: Can we bring him home?
Me: No.
J: Was the man who shot him sad after? Did his girlfriend het mad at him? Why din't he kill Yoko Ono?
All good questions Ciccione. He had tears in his eyes talking about his idol, John Lemon:(
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J as he heard me on the phone with the state department, trying to figure out how the hell to renew his passpotrt: We are not wanted in the city so we have to move to CA.
Me: Who does not want us?
J: The government.
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M to J as he cut her to spit out toothpaste: Last I heard it was ladies first!
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J to me: Can you buy me some armpit cream? I want to be like papi and wear that.
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J  is obsessed with weights (Olympic inspired?) and wants me to give hin an exercise room in the house. I told him to talk to my physical therapist (PT)
PT: J, you are too little to lift weights. You need to go through puberty first.
J: Yeah, well my dad lifts weights (no he doesn't).
PT: Well, your dad has gone through puberty.
J: You do not even know my dad, you do not know if he has gone through puberty!