Recent Lines

J: I am growing up man strong and you are growing up lady strong
Me: What does that mean?
J:That we are growing up good.
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J:You are the worst mother ever. I hate you. Period.
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Me: You need to stop cursing. It is very unpleasant and you will get in trouble at school. Why don't you just say all the curse words you know right now and get them out of your system?
J: Pipsqueak pig (??), shut up, ass (thanks abuela S, who always says "kick your ass" to when they play), shit, fuck- which is one I think is one to cover up other bad words but papi says it is not.....
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M: Can we catch a snuggle?
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J when I asked him to start writing out the alphabet): I did this twenty years ago. Do you expect me to remember all of this?
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Me: Why are you so cute?
J: Good couples make good childs.