J The Mobster

I tried taking off the damn glue from his eyebrow and made it worse as for two days he had a strip of glue with a piece of eyebrow just dangling from his face. Yesterday I said "this is it" and decided to bribe him. He is a funny guy. He asked for gum, candy, a dollar, 4 quarters, a movie night and a toy. Any time I offered something he would go in the opposite direction and add to his requests. I explained that this is not how one bargains. In the end, he got the money (well he does not have it yet but it will go into his Truck or Treat box for City Harvest), a movie night (which he would get anyway) and gum. What a scammer. It took one second to rip off that damn glue and now he does not look like a "freakin' freak." Remember that this is the kid, when we almost got run over by a motorcycle on the sidewalk (two years ago so he was three and change!) that said: When I grow up, I am going to run over him and his family. Mafia blood?