MoJo Banter

J when he found $1 on the subway platform: This has been my dream for a long time. All of the bills I have are from abuelo L.
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J: M says she is going to run away but I am going to stay with my parents to have the chance for them to protect me.
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J on the subway out of the blue: I am the luckiest boy in the world!
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M: Do you know that men eat men?
Me: Yes, they are called cannibals.
J: Do girls eat girls?
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J's Chinese piano teacher: The day you eat is the day you practice.
J, a couple of days later: I guess I am not eating today.