More Backlog of Lines

J to F: You guys love me less because I am different than you.
F: Why?
J: Because I believe in G-d and you do not. I am Jewish and you are not.
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J: Do not tell people the funny things I say. I want it to be personal.
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J: Can we move to Singapore? I am sick of all of the gum on the sidewalk. It is disgusitng.
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M: Would you have married papi if he looked like how he does now?
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J: Can you make me spinach and carrots and milk every day so I can have strong bones and eyes?
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J: Girls have three privates and boys have two. Actually girls have four, six if you count the niblets.
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Me: We are going to ask the restaurant for a gift certificate for the auction.
J: They will give it you if they think you are pretty.
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J: Were you born in the 1880's?
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M to J : You should put less pressure on mamá and appreciate her more. Lots of kids do not even get to leave the country like we do.
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J: I would kill myself to save you.
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J: Can you punish me so I cannot watch tv? While M watches tv, I want to learn to read. So please punish me so I can learn to read.