A when I told her not to call anyone a liar: The whole city is a liar; American, Brooklyn, California and even New York City!
J: The you are a liar too- you are in NYC.
A: You don't know anything about that.
V on a pelican ride in a playground: It's a zebra- they didn't know how to paint so it looks like a pelican.
V seeing a chess board: I want to play cheddar!
V spotting a kayak: Look! A submarine!
? upon seeing me put part of a tampon up A's bleeding nose: Cotton? Cotton candy?
V: I wish I did not have hands so I did not have to do anything!
V on alcohol ( a miami story)
ReplyDeletewhile driving home
V: can I go into the pool as soon as we get to the house?
me: sure you can even take your clothes off and jump naked
V: disgusting!! that is what drunk people do