J to me upon his return from a trip: Your hair looks awkward. You should either make it all black or all purple- you look like a teenager.
J looking at a magazine: This is an ad for men who can't handle sex.
A to me when I told her we were having a girls weekend: We can't, you don't have make up.
A another time I told her about it: You are a woman, we can't have a girls weekend.
V: I walked in a forest with BT- true story!
J: Sorry for being like papi and wanting everything.
V:Can you buy me lots of money so I can be rich?
Me: No
V: Can you buy me lots of money for my birthday?
? : I like Sesame the movie, not the bagel.
V was talking about garbage on the street, A: They call that "cochino!"
Me to V: What am I chopped liver?
V: No, you are a piece of work!
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