End of the Week Chatter

V: In 85,000 years will I be alive?
Me: No. Humans don't live that long.
V: How long do they live?
Me: 80-100 years.
V: That's such little!

Talking about engagement rings I told them I didn't wear mine but that I had one.
A: I'll take it.
M: No, I will.
Me: Well, you guys can share my "jewels" when I am dead. I am not giving it away.
V: I call the house!

J: I call dibs on the name Luna.
M: I bet you a hundred dollars I have kids before you.
J: But I called dibs!
M: Plus. mamá will probably have another baby and use the name.

J: I am going to have a son named Fletcher and a daughter named Luna.
M: You can't choose what you have. You could have two girls.
J: No, I won't. I don;t want two girls. That's too much.
M: What if you do?
J: I will put them in separate rooms.

A: Does it matter what you are?
Me: What do you mean?
A: Like if you are ugly but have a pretty car.
Me: It matters if you are ugly on the inside,  not the outside.
A: But mamá, you know how I am.
Me: Beautiful on the inside and out.
A: I am rough.

V: Do animals get married?
Me; No.
V: So they just have babies?
Me: Yes.
V: I think gooses get married because they make a heart with their long necks when they kiss. Do you know what I mean?