Martin Junior King

V- L is the most famous babysitter in the whole town!

A- Blonde people think they are cool but they are not.
J- Yeah, they have a higher standard of themselves.

V- You are not the right parents that I wanted.

V- Martin Junior King made white people come together with black people and he followed the golden rule.

J was arguing with me about who got to sit down on the subway. He usually can squeeze into a seat and A and V stand. This time they sat and I said, you can't always run and get the seat: I get there first, it's New York mamá.

V: Do you know Santa can read minds and I can read lips?

? G-d makes good luck and bad luck.

V: How do queens fix the car? (I then realized we had our windshield repaired in Queens and he had been ruminating).

When I read a bumper sticker for Trump, A: Oh please, Trump's a jerk!

V: When I die, people will dig me up to get my wallet.