V Oh V

V: Wait, why is Trump the president if Harry I mean Hillary Cliffin had more points than him?

V: Tell me all the jobs that exist so I can choose one.
Me: Hmm. There are lots of jobs.
F: You could be an engineer.
V: No thanks, I don't want to get dirty.
F: No, you don't build, you plan the building.
V: No, sounds complicated. What else?

While F was attacking him with kisses, V to me: You have to break up with this guy.