Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Today/Yesterday

A to me: Can I be a princess?
Me: Sure.
A: My face doesn't look like a princess.

V: I want to grow up and use big words in church. I am going to be like Martin Luther King.

A, watching me nurse: Do your tetas have holes?
Me: Yes. How would the milk come out otherwise?
A: I don't know. Magic?

V: We can poison Trump.

V: When I die I am going to skooch you over in the cemetery so I can be next to you.

V as he went to bed: I already miss papi.

1 comment:

  1. delightful and clever, as usual !!

    so glad I'm coming soon to visit

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