Bodily fluids, hygiene etiquette, all of this goes on the window when you have four children. The strangest thing happen. For example:
1. I found an unwrapped tampon under M's pillow.
2. J just yelled at me from the shower "there is a wipe on lamp!"- translation: he found a piece of wet wipe in his butt while showering and threw it up in the air, without a care, and it stuck (thankfully it was poop free) to the light fixture on the ceiling in the bathroom.
3. Last week I went to the bathroom and almost had a heart attack when I went to flush- there was a small shoe, in the toilet, courtesy of a midget.
4. Last week J found a tiny tooth in the bathtub (maybe M was playing with J's tooth pillow?)
5. I left my house last week and remembered that I left a diaper, full of poop, on the coffee table. I came home to L holding the diaper and looking at me strangely.
If any of these things have happened to you, please do share.
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ReplyDeletebarbie dolls stuck in the toilet drains courtesy of your bro G
the scene of j shouting from the shower made me laugh out loud
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