Saturday, April 7, 2012

Recent Lines

M to me as I kissed her goodnight: You know you are growing a moustache?
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J to me re lunch: I want hamburgers.
Me: We do not have that.
J: It's easy, get two round pieces of bread and go to Target to get the meat.
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J while exercising: I can't do it, my muscles are gone.
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M when I told her to keep it down yesterday morning: That's dumb. Why do people want to sleep in because Jesus died?
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M: I do not believe in Jesus or that he came back alive.
J: I do.
Me ( to myself) : Good job mamma.

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