Yesterday

J to M: Picking your nose is a dirty habit.
M: You do it too.
J: I stopped today.
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Me to J: Do you remember who the first person was who knew I was pregnant?
J: Yes, me.
Me: What did you say?
J: How many babies do you have in there?
Me: How did you know I was not just fatter?
J: Ladies don't be fat.