MoJo The Delinquents

Me to J: What are you doing?
J: Checking out my boobs. My man boobs.
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M: Being the oldest sucks.
J: That is why I  am the littlest kid.
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J to M about someone who was rude to her: I am going to learn her a lesson and smack her in the face.
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M: I am a New Yorker New Yorker.
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M (not sarcastically) : Are all parents as nice as you?
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J: Money is for buying toys when you are a grown up.