Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Catching Up on Funny Lines

The other night when J was crying (weird for him) in bed he said it was for three bad things: He had no water to drink, got a time out in karate, and felt lonely because M was in my bed (everything is relative- being with only two other people in the bedroom is now lonely).

F makes AleVit say "te quiero mucho" to each other when they go to bed. After the usual V; Te quiero mucho A and then a: Te quiero mucho V, he added: Te quiero más!

When I told J we were going to MIA for spring break he said: I want a sleepover with abuelo R. I assured him he was getting that and he said: No, without you. Go on your own vacation.

M on why she thinks being a pediatrician is better than an ER doctor for her: I do not want to be under that pressure. If someone dies it is my fault.

M wants to be a pediatrician and asked: How many years is medical school? How many years do I have to be a resident. Tell me so I can make up my mind about if I can do it. Being a pediatrician
 a better opportunity to save the lives of children who have a longer life than adults.

J to M; I have a new crush.
M: Ooh. Tell me. In your class?
M: Older?
J: No.
M; In JK (junior kindergarten)?
J: No.
Me; In nursery?
J: No, BT.
M: Who?
J: A and V. But they never let me smush enough with them and I love them so much (it is true they are not big smushers).

M to tía D at dinner: It is not easy getting married and having kids.
tía D: Tell me about it.
M: Families go on forever.
Abuela S (always on hand with a random comment): It is not easy. Look at your mother. She had four kids. That is too many.
Me (in front of MoJo): Who should I get rid of?

4 comments:

  1. so...? which one are you getting rid of? we will take him/her
    :)

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  2. hey carmen, that was going to be MY line !!!
    ok I'll take the second one you get rid of. a

    and btw carmen, you're getting your own.
    so there you are !!!

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  3. I hope Joaquin wants to have the sleepover with me too....

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