Oggi

M: Bad grammar used to bother me, but now I use it too.
J: Bad grandma?
J: Grammar.
J: Grandma?
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J: There are three versions of us. The silly, the mean, and the perfect. The silly is here, the perfect around the corner, and the mean is in coffee drowning to her death.
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J looking at his toasted bagel with cream cheese: Delightful!
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Me to J: Do you want Z (old bt teacher) to babysit>
M: Tío G and D are cheaper.
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J: How many years until I am dead?
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M: I am reading my all manic.
Me: What?
M- points to almanac.
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J: Mock my words!
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M put gel all over J's hair before they watched Grease. I told her she would be surprised if she saw Travolta today. M: He's not aging well?
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V when I told him "no se hace" about throwing cereal all over the floor: I not funny (with hispanic accent).