Recent Lines

J as we passed Dunkin Donuts: Can I have a sandwich from there?
Me: No, and it is a breakfast sandwich.
J: Can I have an evening sandwich then?
___
M:You are definitely the best mom in the continent and you are 95%  sure to be the best in the world. There is no one out there that is better than you. There are two to five people out there that are the same as you.
___
J to M as we walked in the apt: I call shower!
M: No I call shower!
V as he headed up the stairs: I call shower!
___
M to J over dinner: Did you know that we are very lucky to have the things we have? A lot of people have no family to help them.
__
M: When can I watch Hannah Montana?
Me: By the time you can watch those shows you will not care about them.
M: Yeah they just want to like capture us for ads. They are made for people like me to try to sell you stuff.
___
L to A: Come el brócoli.
V to A: Come el brócoli o time out!
___
J to me: When I grow up do I have to go live in another house? Can I take all of my toys?
___
M: How old will I be when I go to college?
Me:18
J: Martin Luther King was 15.
___
J: I need to go to Brooks Brothers to buy a bow tie for my concert (fat chance).
___
M at the MOMA: Who made this one?
Me: Van Gogh
M: No, I mean this version.
Me: This is the real one. He painted it.
___
M: Before you had kids how many did you want to have?
Me: Four
M: Like your mom?