Some Comments From This Week

Me, to J, at Mannes: Do you have to go to the bathroom before class?
J: Yeah, I need to caca.
Me: That is too much information.
J: Oh, yeah, this place is fancy.
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In bathroom:
Me: Are you done?
J: No, I am making some small cacas, like for a doll house man.
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J on how he would run F's 2:30pm work meeting: Good morning Fayzan! Let's all do a booty shake.
Me: What if they ask you questions?
J: Then I will punch them in the nose.
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At the MOMA, J: These pictures were done by children (they did look like that). They should be in the children's section.
J upon looking at a huge piece of paper with a small hand drawn on it and a large piece of debris on the ground in front of it: This is not famous. This is not even finished.
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J: I drew my age!
Me: 5 with three coins?
J: No, not the small coins, the big ones. 5 and three quarters!
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M at random points on two different days: People have diabetes you know! I wish they did not sell so much junk food.
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J when he found school work in the recycling: I quit St. H & H. You do not even care about my work there. I am not going.
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M about our apt hunting: You did not like any of those try outs? We are not moving to any of them?