As I pumped- The pump sounds like it is saying how do I look? How do I look? How do I look?
As we dressed for the marathon- You sure stink, Francesco!
Random- Only kids get diarrhea.
Looking longingly at a bottle- On a lucky day can I drink gatorade?
Looking grossed out at a baby bottle- Your milk looks like dirty sink water.
Showing his friends my marathon medal with engraved skyline- First she went to Brooklyn, then to Mexico...
mexico! yes, right over the brooklyn/mexican bridge.
ReplyDeletei wanted to tell you something else funny that he said but i forgot!
he's right.
ReplyDeletebrooklyn, mexico, california, the bronx, la boca, lima, central park, finish line.