Recent Banter

J- When you die, I will cry.
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M- When I am old my butt will not be wrinkly because I will use special creams.
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M on our apt/hospital- It smells like a farm in here.
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J while we discussed food donations for our annual food chain.
Me- We need healthy foods.
J- Like sausage? Coffee?
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When I told J to not push ahead of people (as he did it) while we were getting on the bus:
You mean because she is old?
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As I began to ask J about why his teacher said he had misbehaved:
Skip that.
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M: You have known me for a long time and you should know that I hate your comments after everything I say.