Recent Comments

M on her new huge make up kit- It is not open to the public.

M on something that I did not allow her to do- I did not know it was abandoned (she meant banned).

J- When the babies are fifteen, can they go skydiving? (Turns to baby) I am not going, are you V? You are? But that is scary.

J to F- When you die will I be alive? (yes). Can I be buried next to you so we can stay together?

J to me- Can you be my math teacher and papi be my John Lemon teacher?

When I told J he needed a haircut- I do not want you to blazor my hair.

M to me- I do not want to bust your bonkers but...

(As we looked at art in a museum)

J- Was abuela S born in 1989?

Me- No.

J- Is papi from the 1600's?

J to F- I do not want you to clean my earwax. It helps the headphones stay in.

M when I turned off the taxi tv screen with the news ticker reading "grandma jailed after..."-
Now we will not be able to see her in the Big Apple Circus.

Me- We do not have tickets to that and it is not that grandma anyway.

M- Why do we need a ticket? Did we do something bad?