Me- Do you need help with the water (for the shower)?
M- No, I am a big girl now but you are right, occasionally I do need help with the water temperature.
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Me to J: Do you want to wear your jacket or your sweater?
J: My jacket. It's jazzier.
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M's To Do List (in her writing):
shower, reading log, listen to music, play, dinner, bingo/conect four
star wars/dessert
put on pjs/brush hair
pop corn, story
feed babies?
play with babies
say bye to L
ask for Moshling guide
wait for papi
go to Jo's bed
check chart for green/star
bed/flashlight time
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M (from the shower): Do you listen to me when I sing in the shower? I feel comfortable pretending there is another person in the shower with me.
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J: I do not think you are going to say yes, but can we split the kitchen (plastic dramatic play furniture) in two and bring half in the bath tub with the action figures so we can have a house boat for them?
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M: If you had to choose and all of your kids had to die or papi who would you choose?
Me: Papi because he would not want to live without you.
M: So you would be a widow.
J: Or you could choose us because I know karate and you could adopt other kids.
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M to J: You happen to be deadly annoying.
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M to me: Do you have any tattoos?
Me: No
M: Cavities?
Me: No.
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Me to J: Can you get your hand off my teta?
J: I am just rubbing where the babies bit you.
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J to teacher: I need to go to the nurse. She needs to fix my teeth (points to crooked teeth).
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Kid to another kid in J's class: Why is your favorite color blue?
Kid- Because G-d made me like blue.
J: G-d makes us like everything except zucchini.
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M about a monk that came to visit chapel: I did not know what he was talking about. He said he looked into people's face for Jesus.
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M on some quiet kids in her class: They are shy but good friends. They do not really give compliments to me so they are not my best friends.
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J on his perennial confusion about what I do for a living: What is your job? Physical Ferapy?
Me: Tell me what you think my job is.
M: Teaching Spanish, being a mother, responsible for the household, taking care of five people.
J: Squash Street, Bank Street (???), Sfizikal Ferapy, Spanish
Physical Ferapy? That is too funny, maybe he figures because you go to physical therapy a lot, you should be one!
ReplyDeletei dont know what those monks are talking about either. although, i do know a guy in vermont who found jesus in the plumber
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