As I tried to drag J out of bed this am I offered him candy as a breakfast dessert. He would not budge. Finally in his typical thug style: Two candies. And before breakfast.
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M- Did you know that I am a secret agent born in India and that my name is Caroline but I go by M?
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J - I manage the babies.
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After we went to Trader Joe's.. J: We went to Brooks Brothers! M: I thought you went to Farmer Joe's.
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When I asked J about the left over pasta on his plate. Me: Is this for the garbage? J: No, charity.
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Me to J: Can you not pick your nose and use a tissue?
J: No, I cannot because tissues cannot go as deep.
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M: What if the world is totally different than what we think it is and our built in eyes are at the wrong angle and everything looks different than what we think it is?
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