Today's Lines

M to Me: Who do you think is better at music? People with brown skin or peach skin?
J (very convinced): Rachmaninoff- he had monster hands!
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J as he chose his story: I chose this book to give out stickers to club members.
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J about the homeless man who sells junk on the sidewalk: We should have more play dates with him.
Me: We are not going to have play dates with him, he is a stranger.
J: I know, that is why you need to ask him his name. That way we can know him and if I am ever lost he can help me.
Me: No, he is not an adult to go to in an emergency. He is a stranger and I am not sure if he is crazy.
J (with contempt): He is just poor. Let's find out his name and have a play date.
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Pediatrician to J about Legos: So you do not have the set to build boats and you just use your imagination?
J: No, I use Legos.
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J on A (with his mafia look): She does not get protection, V does.
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J: I am really exciting to buy those cookies.
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M: How do you think I am behaving today with 1 being the nicest and 10 the most delinquentest?
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J: Why do they take blood?
Me: Because your blood gives the doctor a lot of information.
M: Like in words?
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M on her doll: I can tell this is for kids because she has underwear drawn on.
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M: Is your zip code private?