Recent Banter

J to V on the bed: You are impressing to me. You are only two feet tall.

J to V on why he needs a diaper: One: you are too small. Two: you would fall in the toilet. Three: You do not know how to crawl. Four: You do not know how to zipper. Seven: You are a baby.

J as he sipped a new bottle of juice: In the beginning you need to drink carefully and then you can drink roughly.

M to my mother: You are my mom's boss right? So if she says that I cannot do something but you say that I can then you are right because she is my boss but you are hers.

M to me when I complained about getting on her bunk bed: I know it is hard because you were recently pregnant and you have had some back problems.

J to me when he was angry about sharing something with M: We are not identical, we are not twins. We have different germs.

M on medicine she had to take: This tastes like poop mixed with poop.

M to me before a sleepover with abuela S: Can I have some information? Does abuela make noise at night while she sleeps?

M to J: Abuela S is the bestest grandmother in the world. She is my favorite!
J to M: She is just más o menos for me.

M to me when she did not want to put on her shoes: I am only doing it for Ms K (her teacher). I would not do this if I did not get to see her for doing it.

J to M when she tried to hold his hand to cross the street: I am not a handle.

M to J as she bought school shoes: I cannot be free style anymore, I have a uniform.

J to M as she yelled at him: I am saying bad words to you in my mind. (good technique to try I think).