M to me- You are walking the marathon? You are never going to win like that.
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J (telling a story)- And then they shot guns.
Me- Wait. Why are we talking about guns? I do not like them.
J- They had to shoot bullet guns because they were allergic to water guns.
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M after noticing that eating alphabet soup was not making the babies talk- Are they getting only M's?
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We were getting off the train and M was lagging so I reviewed what to do in the rare instance that we got separated (fyi- get off at next stop, look for police or old lady)
M: I do not want to risk it, what if the old lady is crazy?
J: What if the police is crazy?
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When I told J he was heading out to music class: It's important, music.
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me: Did you finish your omelette?
J: I could not stab one (spanish is pinchar, for getting stuff on fork, more colorful than English)
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J observing garbage on the sidewalk: I am thinking they are treating the world like they do not like it.
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J: I do not like myself. I am too little.
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J: The most important thing is to not fall off of a cliff. Or a building.
these always make my day
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